I’ve been meaning to feature this over the weekend and it keeps slipping my mind. So without further delay, here from Politico.com are a couple of their political one-liners of the week.

“John Kerry, why the long face?” —Gov. Sarah Palin, poking fun at the Massachusetts drawn-out features.

“He touched me.” —Rep. Maxine Waters, accusing Rep. David Obey in an altercation over an appropriations earmark.

“Lemme just say this: I think that, for Gov. Sanford, stimulus was on his mind.” —”Meet the Press” host David Gregory.

You can read the rest here, and let’s hope and pray that David Obey did not touch Maxine Waters in a Sanford sort of way.